Sunday, February 9, 2014

Spam Sucks…But it can be funny!

I really hate emptying my SPAM folder, and it is one of the reasons why I never say buy my ebook all the time. I am back from vacation, and I have decided to poke fun at all the annoying emails I get from my junk folder.

Yes, she will since I don’t have one…Isn’t that what serial killers say too?

I don’t think I want to since I am engaged…

Sorry I don’t have one of those…

Nice! Thanks for assuming I want rich women…

Again thanks for assuming I am a man, and no I don’t need testosterone!

So do I! Oh wait you’re not talking about food or fun things are you…

Nope nice try!

I wish especially if it allows me to write full time.

Sorry, I prefer brunettes, and men!

See what I mean? These emails are not targeted towards me. They think I am a man that loves blondes, a senior in pain, and that I have a testosterone issue. I don’t have unclaimed money, I don’t want to have an affair, and I am not a guy. Moral: Don’t target someone who is not tailored to your stuff. If they would stop sending me emails, and look up who this account really belongs to they would know I am a woman, not in pain, and certainly young, and that I am not interested in having a cougar. Target people in your genre, and for the love of god don’t spam random emails! Do your research first.

Until next time,